what guys say PMS does:

  • turns women into emotional bitches

what PMS actually does:

  • increases breast size from retaining water
  • increases sex drive
  • lowers a woman’s tolerance for sexism

also it ups our testosterone levels which makes their complaints incredibly ironic

(Source: moon-sylph)

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Inclusive children go far.

Kids are too smart for this school crap.

If this is real, I like that she cares about getting the answer right as well and doesn’t just go all social justice on the question.

Cool kid

(Reblogged from the-lettuce)

"you know, sweden is technically the only canonly gay character"




italy literally admitted to falling in love with a boy, germany has proposed to italy, spain proposed to romano, romano pretty much agreed, france is france, prussia asked italy out, japan had a dream of sleeping with greece so loudly that he woke china up goddammit, what do you mean sweden is the only canon gay

gay =/= queer
do you enjoy erasing multisexual/romantic identities?

France is canonically bisexual

(Reblogged from finlandiyeah)


choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you

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3D Audio of Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen (Requested)

What is 3D audio?

3D audio effects are a group of sound effects that manipulate the sound produced by stereo speakers, surround-sound speakers, speaker-arrays, or headphones. This frequently involves the virtual placement of sound sources anywhere in three-dimensional space, including behind, above or below the listener.

Only works with headphones/earphone

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i dont think my friends understand. when i say my room is messy i dont mean “cute” messy where i have a jacket hanging here and there i mean messy as in fuckin trash island where garbage citizens hold elections over who will become the next trash overlord it’s fuckin gross

(Reblogged from teen-derp)


I used to be really embarrassed when my parents would mess up their English but as I got older I realized my parents know Malayalam, Hindi, Tamil, AND English.

They’re way smarter than I am. So I started to chill.

Somebody start talking about how immigrants are dumb because they can’t speak English properly. I’d fucking like to see you try and even remember four different languages, you elitist and racist fuckbaby.

(Reblogged from the-lettuce)


#you can practically hear him #’see that rhodey? national. treasure.

(Source: robbstrak)

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Owls may be symbols of wisdom, but they’re actually complete morons


(Source: owls-only)

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